The fear of condomsmarți, octombrie 05, 2010
Buying condoms. Is there someone who never had it? Actually, I shall ask, is there any boy who hadn't this fear when he first had to buy his condoms on his own? XD I did. I am still a virgin, ooo, don't shout like that. I've bought them today. But I was trying to buy them for weeeeeks. Like really... weeks.
But why? Because I've been told I should get to know how to use them. So that's what I've bought them for. Plus... I guess I had to conquer this fear somehow...
I kept postponing this moment either by saying it's not the right moment, or I don't have money. There were quite a few times when I told myself I can spend the money on other stuff. But then there was this fear when I was getting in the drug store or a regular store that the pharmacist/ seller was gonna look at me in a weird way. Or that someone in the store was gonna look at me in a weird way. Or anything. Of course it was just me and my thoughts.
But the funniest part comes right now when I will tell you how it was.
So I entered one drug store to check if they do have condoms. Just scrutinize, not ask. I didn't see any exposed as they are in supermarkets. Of course I was scared to ask. So I exited and walked on my way home. Then I saw another one and I said 'Let's go see if they do have so I know what to ask for'. I entered this one and hopefully the only customer left. I was looking when I heard 'Yes please, what can I help you with?' and I was like 'Oh shit, this is it!'. I am almost sure I smiled like a stupid. Then slowly went to the desk and said something like: 'I'dlykabxofcndms' then the pharmacist asked me 'Excuse me, what did you say?' and I was like 'Do I have to say it again?' anyway I actually repeated it and was like: 'I'd lyk aboxof cndoms.' I guess she figured out somehow cause she asked me what type and I said 'Doesn't matter'. Finally could spoke normally. And actually it didn't matter cause I don't have any preferences as long as I only want to try them out and learn how to correctly use them. I payed shivering and thanked her (did I, actually? I can't remember) then exited the drug store and returned home.
And that was it. Can you guess what type of condoms she sold me? Now that I'm checking this box of condoms I actually find it sexy.
Teama de a cumpãra... prezervative. Este cineva care nu a avut-o? De fapt, ar trebui sã întreb, este vreun bãiat cãruia nu i-a fost teamã când si-a cumpãrat pentru prima oarã de unul singur prezervative ?XD Cel putin mie mi-a fost si am tot amânat momentul. Hooo, sunt încã virgin, nu sãriti asa. Le-am cumpãrat azi. Dar încercam sã îmi iau de ... sãptãmâni.
De ce? Deoarce mi s-a spus cã ar trebui sã învãt sã le folosesc. Si pentru asta le-am cumpãrat. Plus... mi-am învins aceastã temere.
Am tot amânat spunându-mi cã nu e momentul, sau cã nu am bani. Au fost câteva dãti când mi-am spus cã îmi pot cheltui banii pe alte lucruri. Dar mai era si frica asta de a fi în farmacie sau magazin si casierita sã se uite ciudat la tine, sau ceilalti clienti sã se uite ciudat la tine. Desigur cã erau doar gândurile mele.
Dar momentul cel mai amuzant tocmai acum vine si vi-l voi spune.
Am intrat într-o farmacie sã mã uit dupã prezervative. Doar sã mã uit, nu sã întreb. Nu am vãzut niciun tip de prezervative pe rafturi, cum le vezi în supermarketuri, probabil le tin ascunse... [ca drogurile.] Evident cã mi-era teamã sã întreb. Asa cã am iesit si am continuat sã merg. Apoi am vãzut o altã farmacie si am intrat în aceasta sã mã uit dupã ele si din fericire pentru mine singurul client din ea tocmai iesise. Mã tot uitam când aud un "Cu ce vã pot servi?" si singurul gând din mintea mea a fost "Cred cã a venit momentul...". Sunt aproape sigur cã am afisat un zâmbet stupid pe fatã, în timp ce eu eram stupefiat. M-am apropiat de vânzãtoare si am zis "Vreau o ctiedprzrvtive" si când sã zic cã am scãpat farmacista mã întreabã "Ce anume?", iar atunci cred cã mi-am spus "Doamne, spune-mi cã nu trebuie sã repet din nou". Am repetat totusi, de data asta ceva în genul "Vreau o cutie de prezervtive". Apoi cred cã si-a dat seama ce vreau [cumva] pentru cã m-a întrebat "De care?" si eu i-am zis cã "Nu conteazã". Si chiar nu conteazã pentru cã nu am preferinte odatã ce vreau doar sã învãt sã le folosesc corect. Am plãtit tremurând usor de emotii si i-am multumit (cred si sper cã am fãcut-o, nu-mi aduc aminte) apoi am iesit si m-am dus acasã.
Si asta a fost. Puteti ghici ce marcã de prezervative mi-a vândut? Acum cã mã uit la cutie e chiar sexy.
"Paint your own Life and Live in your own world."